It was the last time I would have to hand in a test at the abominable
Testing Center. The very last. I filled in the last bubble, checked and
rechecked the questions, and called it a wrap. After packing up, I
handed in my answer sheet. All. That was all. I was free.
Free!
It took an effort not to cheer and dance out of the building, since the
other students were still silent and stressed. Instead I skipped down
the stairs outside. My mind was still bothered, though not by the test.
There was a question that had been nagging my mind since my last night
in the faery world, months ago, now.
“So, you are going to stay here?” Ciaran had asked.
I can’t... can I?
My
mother’s voice on the phone had the same hesitant expectancy. “Where
are you going to go after graduation? You’re coming back home, right?”
I... Why does it have to be one world or the other?
I
broke into a run as I went downhill. It was a warm Summer’s afternoon,
and the wind felt so good. It was scary to me just how easily I’d
slipped back into my ordinary life again. Of course my old habits
weren’t going to change because of a crazy few days. Even though I knew
it had happened, it was absurd to think about faeries and magic when I
had a twenty-five page paper due the next day. At the same time, I had to admit
such thoughts were more pleasant a subject to run away to.
Ciaran
came to see me quite often, disguised as a human. He introduced himself to my friends and roommates as an "old friend" which raised their eyebrows, but they all seemed to like him. I couldn't keep up with him. Whenever I’d look at him, his eyes
would always be soft and happy. Now that Brand was no longer
dominating his personal life, he seemed to have no fears whatever. I was
half-afraid every minute I was with him that he’d suddenly say. “I’m
not going to let you go back. Let’s get married right away!” and take me
off to the faery world, never to be heard from again. That made him
a subject to run away from, so it was back to homework. My fears were
ridiculous, so after a few days, I asked if we could just date for a
while instead of simply accepting right away that we were destined for each other.
“Time
to get to know you would be good, since I don’t know what you’re like
when it’s not life or death, or on the run.” I explained. He tilted his
head, considering the matter.
“I can see what you mean, but, we are always on the run from something, aren’t we?”
There
was still a project to be turned in for that awful Humanities class,
and I wanted to do that as fast as possible. I dropped it off, and
started up the hill again and past the library’s shortcut, when I
noticed a familiar figure leaning against the wall. He looked human, but
fashionably dressed (if it were the 1920’s) with a fancy gray suit and a wide-brimmed fedora
hat.
“Are you ready?” he asked, his hat covering his eyes.
He sounded like the Grim Reaper. The air was suddenly cold and chilling.
“For what?” I asked.
“I
agreed to leave you alone until finals were over. You agreed to come
with me when your time was up.” he grinned, turning his head toward me.
“That was our bargain, was it not?”
“You really think you kept your end of the bargain?” I said flatly.
“As my word is my bond!” he put a hand over his heart, purple eyes twinkling.
I
didn’t learn the true nature of faeries until their political upheaval
was over with. When their lives are not at stake, faeries have different
natures. And when I say different, I mean downright mischievous. Ever
since I came back to the human world, they’ve been jumping out and
scaring me from dark corners, disguising as crows outside the window of
my classroom (waving at me, trying to make me laugh), pretending to be
ghosts by making objects fly around the room, leaving my cookbooks
mysteriously opened on pages with cookie recipes...
“You can’t call that leaving me alone! You barely let me study--”
“Too
late. It’s time.” A dark blanket was suddenly thrown over my head from
behind, and I was forcibly lifted and carried. Strong winds rushed
around me as I kicked and screamed. In the next instant, the blanket was
thrown off. I now saw Donal and Ciaran kneeling on the grass in front
of me, presenting a cake.
Happy Graduation! the cake said.
I sighed with relief as they laughed at me. “Did you have to kidnap me just for this?”
“It was more fun that way.” Donal bounced.
“You’d
think a king would have more self control!” I said, my heart still
pounding from the most recent scare. I tried to smooth my crazy hair
down from the static electricity it had come in contact with.
“I have a lot of self control!” Donal argued. “I waited until the right moment to scare you, didn’t I?”
“And you!” I turned towards Ciaran. “How dare you lead me into his trap? I trusted you!”
“It was too funny!” he pleaded, still laughing. “Besides, you got a cake out of it.”
“But
it’s a favor you’ll have to repay! You must come work for me now.”
Donal said grandly. “I left you alone until graduation, but now your
time is up.”
“You call that leaving me alone?!” I repeated. “Anyway, I have some conditions.”
They listened attentively.
“I must be allowed to live somewhere besides the castle, I get creative freedom to try
new recipes instead of the just same kinds over and over again, and
finally,” I took a deep breath. “I get to come back to the human world
if I want to. I have to have time off to visit my mother regularly.”
“Of
course you get to come back.” Donal gave me a funny look. “Do you have
any idea what we’ve been trying to do for the past five years? You don’t
have to choose just one world or the other. Why not both?”
The
sweet, secure feeling of relief hit me, and spread like happiness
throughout my soul, and I smiled. This was that moment everyone ought to
have at least once in their lives, when everything falls into place.
“Now
that I’ve said that,” Donal added, standing up. “Ciaran, you have to
convince her to stay in our world. She’s my favorite baker, and I can’t
let her go.” he gestured toward the cake. “Never mind that thing. I’m going to get you a wedding cake! Then you’ll have to stay!”
I looked at him in horror.
“Donal, don’t scare her like that.” Ciaran tried to look stern.
“I’m perfectly serious!” The Faery King declared. “I order you to marry her this instant!”
“I’ll marry her when she’s ready!”
“Oh you will, will you?” I interrupted.
“Yes! Well-- if you want to.” Ciaran blushed.
“Well, of course I want to!” I heard myself saying. Wait.
"Well, then! It's settled." Donal said triumphantly, like we were simple pawns in his game."I'll arrange to have the ceremony--"
"Well, then! It's settled." Donal said triumphantly, like we were simple pawns in his game."I'll arrange to have the ceremony--"
Wait.
“Oh, no you don't. Donal,”
I turned towards the cute, blond devil. “What kind of forced,
unromantic proposal was that just now? You've ruined... I am going to punch you in the stomach!” I
yelled, chasing my future cousin-in-law around, instead of basking in
the moment when I became engaged to be married. My new fiancé sighed, dug his fork into the cake, and began eating it while we ran around him.
After
a few rounds of fruitless chase, Ciaran caught my wrist just as Donal snatched up the entire cake, the rascal. I protested, Donal hooted and disappeared into the trees. Birds sang in the quiet afternoon. My heart thumped loudly. The sun felt warm, and the cool breeze wafted around gently. His hand in mine was the most beautiful feeling imaginable, but I couldn't quite turn around and look at him.
"Ashlyn," Ciaran said softly, wrapping his arms around my shoulders, and pulling me close. "I will live in whichever world you wish, but please, let me stay with you."
At length, I turned my face towards his and kissed him. "Okay." I said (a lame reply to his beautiful words).
"So," he was still hesitant. "Will you marry me?"
"Of course I'll marry you!"
"Okay. Just making sure."
For a few minutes we stood there, batting our eyelashes at each other and grinning like fools until Ciaran said,
"Let's go get that cake back."
I laughed. "All right. Let's."
And so, hand in hand, we ran after the cake thief and had a truly grand celebration, in both worlds.
"Ashlyn," Ciaran said softly, wrapping his arms around my shoulders, and pulling me close. "I will live in whichever world you wish, but please, let me stay with you."
At length, I turned my face towards his and kissed him. "Okay." I said (a lame reply to his beautiful words).
"So," he was still hesitant. "Will you marry me?"
"Of course I'll marry you!"
"Okay. Just making sure."
For a few minutes we stood there, batting our eyelashes at each other and grinning like fools until Ciaran said,
"Let's go get that cake back."
I laughed. "All right. Let's."
And so, hand in hand, we ran after the cake thief and had a truly grand celebration, in both worlds.
And this, dear reader, is the happy situation in which my story ends.
The
moral of this story-- what you should take from this guide is: Beware
of faeries, O ye student! They will greatly interfere with your
homework. For those of you who have already finished your studies, I
simply say, Beware. They would love to interfere with your life. You may
meet them on the streets any day now. You might meet them while getting
drinks, going dancing, or walking alone. They can make you very late
for work, or lower your shining 4.0 GPA to a 3.6 in five days.
And
obviously you must not only keep your defenses up against faeries, but
against goblins, who may very well come after you when hungry. Not only
faeries and goblins, but against humans, for you know that the handsome
young man you’re talking to might just be Brand himself. Sometimes it
gives me chills when I think he is still out there in the human world,
and that I might meet him by accident, or that one day his memories
might come rushing back. But as Donal said, he is closely watched, so
for now I’ll trust his judgement.
Look
out for innocent doorways leading to nowhere. The gates to the faery
world are sometimes left ajar. If you see a beautiful person in a
lonely, isolated place-- be it forest, mountain, or meadow-- and he or she
tells you to follow him or her...
I
won’t worry about you, reader. You have the knowledge to defend
yourself against their tricks now. However, if you ever do find yourself
in a marvelous place with vivid colors and magical creatures, stop by
the castle at the center of the faery world. I regulate the enchantments made on the food there, and the castle’s kitchen is
equipped with an unlimited supply of deliciousness.
You are welcome to my cookies. In fact, please take a dozen or two on your journey so Donal won’t make himself sick again.
The End